Top 4 funniest jokes

Today, we have a guest blogger. My son himself!

              Funniest jokes in the world

1.What did the sushi said to the bee?
Ans:Wasabi 

2.What do you call a snake which eat a pie?
Ans:python

3.One day tomato and lettuce were having a race lettuce was leading but tomato was trying to ketchup!

4.What do you call a pear which walks
into the air?
Ans:pear walker

Note: He typed this himself. Any grammar or spelling errors are his and his alone.








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